what a joker

ronnie : mummy why are you straight but have a big fat bum?

half an hour later

ronnie : mummy why do you have a moustache on your big toe?

so that’s my confidence boost over and done with. surely he should have continued with why have you got a beard mummy and be done with it!

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  1. August 14, 2013 / 09:08

    lol! Why DO you have a moustache on your big toe?! πŸ˜‰

    • August 15, 2013 / 22:15

      because it fell off my top lip! x

    • August 15, 2013 / 22:14

      oh god yeah, at least i had had a shave πŸ˜‰

  2. August 16, 2013 / 11:46

    Just be thankful he’s not noticed your beard ye! πŸ˜‰

    • August 17, 2013 / 11:43

      beard, moustache, hairy knuckles… i’ve got the lot going on!

  3. August 16, 2013 / 11:50

    Oh dear! That reminds me of the time my (then small) daughter asked me about the hair on my top lip, then said ‘it is a mumtache?’

    • August 17, 2013 / 11:44

      mumtache is actually genius!