ronnie : mummy why are you straight but have a big fat bum?
half an hour later
ronnie : mummy why do you have a moustache on your big toe?
so that’s my confidence boost over and done with. surely he should have continued with why have you got a beard mummy and be done with it!
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lol! Why DO you have a moustache on your big toe?! 😉
because it fell off my top lip! x
And that’s on a good day, right? 😉 xx
oh god yeah, at least i had had a shave 😉
Just be thankful he’s not noticed your beard ye! 😉
beard, moustache, hairy knuckles… i’ve got the lot going on!
Oh dear! That reminds me of the time my (then small) daughter asked me about the hair on my top lip, then said ‘it is a mumtache?’
mumtache is actually genius!