when there is silence…
it normally means mischief is on the cards
monkey rifling through stuff, stuff he shouldn’t be rifling through
HPMcQ : whats happened in the kitchen ronnie?
ronnie : nothing
HPMcQ : have you been touching mummy’s things?
ronnie : you didn’t see me
errrrr busted i think i did!
daddy HPMcQ worked late tonight
so we slipped off to the park
then we went for pizza
then we played football outside with the big boys
at the weekend i was traumatized
i went shopping for ronnies first school shoes
christ almighty can someone please do something
boys shoes are shite
horrible horrible horrible
then i had a light bulb moment
let’s go old school
so may i introduce ronnies first pair of school shoes
i must admit they made me and my boss weep