i collected ronnie from school this evening sporting a very colourful superhero cape that he had made himself. this is our conversation in the car.
HPMcQ: so what else did you make rooster?
ronnie: a sword, argghhhhhhh, and i’m going to chop your head off with it!
HPMcQ: well that’s not very nice, how will i drive the car home without my head?
ronnie: i’m only pretending mummy
HPMcQ: oh i see, were you pulling my leg?
ronnie: no i’m not, i’m all the way back here and you are there, i can’t reach your leg.