dear legs
dear legs
we need to have a chat you and i. you’re not my best feature but your certainly not my worst. however i do treat you well and just to give you forward notice i would very much like to see this reciprocated if you wouldn’t mind. thanks.
home & away – christmas & new year 2011
fondest festive childhood memory
one christmas my parents spent quite a lot of the morning being quite concerned that i hadn’t gone to the toilet. it was pretty much beyond a joke. i mean it’s very well-known fact that i don’t go to the toilet much, i have a bit of an issue with toilets you see, oh and toilet rolls, and it’s got worse with age and the travelling i do for work. however, that’s another post all together. so back to christmas day and back to my parents whom are pretty much banging on at me at every opportune moment.
mammasaurus’ festive ho ho ho
for anyone who is unaware who mammasaurus is, here is a brief introduction in her own words
RAWR I’m mammasaurus ! actually I’m really annie, mother of 8, wife of 1, lover of gin… I write stuff, I draw stuff. sometimes it’s funny, sometimes it’s nonsense and on the odd occasion it’s sad and thought-provoking – but if I had to sum it up in word that word would be ‘eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!’. make of that what you will.