ronnie : mummy why have you chopped your winky off?

hpmcq : i haven’t chopped it off,  i didn’t have one in the first place ronnie, i’m a girl and girls don’t have winkies

ronnie : what have you got then?

hpmcq : i have a nunny. girls have nunnies and boobies and boys have winkies and ghoulies.

ronnie : is that like girls have baskets on their push bikes and boys don’t?