ronnie : mummy why have you chopped your winky off?
hpmcq : i haven’t chopped it off, i didn’t have one in the first place ronnie, i’m a girl and girls don’t have winkies
ronnie : what have you got then?
hpmcq : i have a nunny. girls have nunnies and boobies and boys have winkies and ghoulies.
ronnie : is that like girls have baskets on their push bikes and boys don’t?
Out of the mouths of babes.
such wisdom
brilliant. my 2 year old was looking at me naked the other day as i was about to jump in the shower and he had a puzzled look on his face and repeated ”willy” as if to question where mine was lol
hilarious, ronnie did something similar when he was the same age. we were on holiday and he was having a bath and kicked dad in the ghoulies by accident. when he got out the bath i was in my dressing gown and he whipped it open and the shock on his face was classic “mummy no ghoulies?”
lol, the things kids say and do are hilarious
makes the labour worth while! 🙂
🙂